My kids have toys. Tons of toys. Toys, toys everywhere. They have so many toys, they don’t all fit in their rooms at the same time. Plus, in case those aren’t enough, they get more toys every Christmas and every birthday. That’s 10 new toys coming into the house every year…not even counting the grandparent contribution! So, what do they do with all of those toys?
Well…sadly, not much. Don’t get me wrong, they do enjoy the toys, and they play with them from time to time. However, most of the time, I note them playing with all sorts of other things…not toys. It does beg the question, “Why do we bother?”
Here’s my list of some of my kids’ favorite not toy toys. See if you can relate:
What is so cool about sticks? I guess it’s because they can do anything you want them to! The biggest ones are often made into clubhouse teepees. I’ve also seen fishing poles, horses, guns…pretty much everything can be mimicked with a stick! Plus, once you’re done with them, you can throw them in the pond and make the dog chase them…and who doesn’t like making the dog take a swim?
We have a plethora of rocks around here. Not only can the kids dig them up from the dirt, our driveway is also made from rocks. If we go on a walk, our road is made of rock. So, we have no shortage of rocks. We go out walking empty-handed, and by the time we come home, I’m carrying a huge load of rocks in the stroller, my pockets, and even in my hands. Wait, why am I carrying all the rocks???
Once back at the house, they are investigated thoroughly. Then, the ones that contain the proper level of sparkliness will go on to become eggs in a pretend bird’s nest, or dinosaur nest, or turtle nest…you get the picture. The ones that don’t make the cut either go back in the driveway (if they know Mommy or Daddy are watching) or they are flung into the pond one by one so that, you guessed it, the dog will chase them.
Oh, all the uses of string! Tie some string to a stick, and now you have your very own fishing pole. If you can find a piece that’s long enough, tie it together at the ends, and now you have a glamorous necklace to use for your next ball (it’s starting in 5 minutes in front of the refrigerator). Bear once tied several knots on one end of a piece of string to make something that vaguely resembled a dragon. Everyone else immediately had to have a dragon pet of their own. We had string dragons floating around the house for days!
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Ah, the cardboard box…it’s infamous! Any time we receive a package in the mail, the children immediately claim the box and the bubble wrap (see #6). Why do children like a cardboard box so much? We adults will never understand. I guess all our make-believe magic grew up and moved away…or maybe got packed away in one of those boxes! Cars, trucks, boats, aquariums…those little boxes can be magical!
You never know what they’re going to put in the box, either. Last night, I came out of my room, after having fed Baby. When I emerged from my room, I was confronted with a highly suspicious sight. Three out of four of my mobile children had found a box that my dad had sent something to us in. They were standing around the box, and Bear was hurriedly closing the top of the box.
“What do you have in that box?” I demanded in my most authoritative Mommy voice.
Bear flashed me one of her patented sheepish grins and piped up, “Monkey!”
Maniacal laughter from inside the box ensued. Then all the children started laughing. Monkey popped out of the box.
Their dad and I started laughing too. “Alright,” I admitted, “with you four around, perhaps I should have asked who!”
I have no idea what kind of game they were playing, but it sure was funny…especially after it aroused my suspicion!
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Need I say more? What parent hasn’t bought their kids the best toy of the century only to have it thrown by the wayside in favor of a refrigerator box? Shocking, but true. Jails, castles, houses…the possibilities are endless!
6. Bubble Wrap
Lizard starts jumping up and down any time she sees the delivery truck bouncing up the driveway. She’s already calling out, “I get the bubble wrap! I get the bubble wrap!” before I even get out the door to claim the package. I have to meet our drivers at their trucks…they’re scared of Patch (as are all the meter readers, and the guy who works for the county grading the roads). LIzard’s still bouncing when I come back in, and I can barely make it in the door, because they now all want a piece of bubble wrap.
Oh, the disappointment that ensues when a package comes with brown paper stuffing instead of bubble wrap! There is wailing and gnashing of teeth!
I have to avoid the shipping materials aisle at WalMart just as meticulously as I do the toy aisle. At least if I want to keep the “Momma, can I have?”s away. You should have seen Lizard’s face the first time she noticed the shelf full of giant rolls of bubble wrap! No birthday or Christmas morning has yet been able to compare to the joy and desire mirrored in those little eyes that day at WalMart!
7. Strangely melted metal
They call this little gem “Rudy”. When they first found it in the yard, one of the children decided that it looked like the big, bad dinosaur creature from Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs that Buck called Rudy. I’m not actually sure what it really is, but we’re pretty sure it originated from the burn barrel. Don’t worry…we checked it for sharp edges.
Yes, my kids play with shovels. Not the toy shovels you find in the sandbox seasonal aisle or the role-play toy aisle, they ‘play’ with real, full-sized shovels. Every once in a while, someone gets a hankerin’ to dig a hole. It makes no sense to me, but, hey…they have a blast. Their Daddy will give them shovels and real jobs that need to be done. They get a shovel, Daddy gets a fence post hole, and, after they’re done Mommy gets a quiet afternoon nap time since they’ve exhausted themselves digging a hole!
9. Pile of bricks
A few years ago, while we were visiting my parents’ house up in the DFW area, we were over at my grandparents’ house, visiting with them one afternoon. My granddad had a pile of bricks stacked up next to the shed behind their house. It was a fairly decent-sized pile of bricks. Bear found them while playing outside and immediately set to work building a pint-sized castle. She asked to go back over to their house every afternoon. My granddad was so amused with her building, that at Christmas (the same Christmas that the giant Lincoln logs appeared), he sent at least half of his pile of bricks down with my parents so that Bear could have bricks at her house too. Since then, they’ve been castles, walls, chairs, stages, corrals for wild stick horses…you name it!
10. Old coffee cans
Oh, the fun you can have with an old discarded coffee can! My husband buys his coffee from Sams, you know, the big, giant 2 pound canister. When he’s used all the coffee inside, the cans (or rather, plastic canisters) meander out to the barn where they are then given a second life as a feed scoop, or egg transport device. If, however, the children gain control of them first, however, many interesting things can happen to these unsuspecting containers. They make fantastic sandbox toys or mud pie makers.
They like to collect rainwater in these cans and turn them into “soup”…the main ingredients of which appears to be water, dirt, leaves, grass, and sticks (to give it just the right amount of texture).
Sometimes, though, their stick horses become stick cows, and the rainwater in the coffee cans is actually milk. With the milk they collect, they can make cakes or ice cream…both of which look strikingly similar to aforementioned “soup”. Woe to the onlooker who guesses incorrectly!
I could write an entire post about all the uses for old coffee cans…maybe I will!